Udurawana Gets Internet

What do SMART Udurawana and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

Mr.Udurawana sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".

MR. Udurawana is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

Teacher: What is the chemical formula 4 water?

Udurawana: HIJKLMNO.

Teacher: what r u talking about?

Udurawana: Yesterday u said H to O.

How do you recognize a Udurawana in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.