Udurawana Gets Internet

While visiting India , President Mahinda Rajapakse is invited to tea with President Abdul Kalam.

He asks President Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.

He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Mahinda Rajapakse asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says President Kalam.

"Allow me to demonstrate."

Mahinda Rajapakse watches as President Kalam phones Manmohan Singh, the Indian Prime Minister and says,

"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister.

Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds,

"It's me, Sir !"
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

He hangs up and says,

"Did you get that, Mr. Rajapakse?"

Mahinda nods:

"Yes Mr. President.

Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Mahinda Rajapakse, upon returning to Colombo , decides he'd better put his brother, Gothabaya to the test.

Mahinda summons him to Temple Trees and says,

" Gotha , I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, Aiya. What's on your mind?"
Mahinda poses the question:

"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?"
Gothabaya was puzzled and finally asks,

"Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Mahinda agrees, and Gothabaya leaves.

Gothabaya immediately calls a meeting of the senior armed services & ministers of the cabinet, including his other brothers, Chamal & Basil and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Gothabaya calls Mangala Samaraweera and explains the problem.
"Mr. Mangala Samaraweera, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Mangala answers immediately,

"It's me, of course."

Much relieved, Gothabaya rushes back to Temple Trees, finds Mahinda Rajapakse, and exclaims,

"I know the answer, Aiya!

I know, who it is!

It's Mangala Samaraweera!"

And Mahinda replies in disgust,

"Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"

Twins were born to uduravana,.
he could not sleep for the whole night.
why????
he kept wondering who is the father of the second child

One morning, Mrs. Udurawana caught her husband searching high and low all around his living room.
Mrs. Udurawana:"What are you searching for?"
Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden camaras!"
Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden camaras here?"
Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying, "You are watching Rupavahini channel. How does he know that?"

One day Udurawana visited a museum with a foreign visitor. The visitor saw a big skull and asked what that was.

Udurawana said "that was the skull of King Sri Wickrama Rajasinghe".
After a few miniutes, the visitor saw another small skull of a monkey and asked udurawana what that was.

Udurawana said " that is when the king was young".